Aubrey O’Day needs a true-crime franchise. I am NOT a crackpot.
…Okay, I am, but hear me out. Aubrey came to fame as the first girl picked for girl group Danity Kane on Making The Band 3, a show I still miss. After getting fired from the group — Diddy’s rationale was so muddled that the rumors that they’d had A Thing, and that the firing was actually a dumping, started immediately; I suspect it was something more like “she wasn’t about the boss’s bullshit and got canned,” but anyway — Aubrey had a couple cutesy E! reality shows of her own; went on Celebrity Apprentice and guest-judged on RPDR; and had an affair with Donald Trump Jr.
That last thing is extra not great, but she’s making up for it by blowing up every one of his spots she can…
…and just today she scolded Ted Cruz for not taking care of business in Texas, so at the very least she’s worth a follow on Twitter, but I for one am not satisfied with this and feel that she should create and star in a property in which she investigates crimes while talking shit. It’s not that Aubrey needs our help; it’s that we need hers, because the current blonde sitting on a throne of true-crime-brand fat stacks, Nancy Grace, is a badge-humping nightmare, and furthermore would probably never bring a Pomeranian to set with her.
We deserve better. Get Aubrey a research team, a premium-cable time slot or a sweet iHeart deal, and a show name better than O’Day In Court, and let’s do this. I am NOT a crackpot.
(Am I? Do you think she should do a murder-ballads album instead? Become a Dateline correspondent? Fantasy-cast Aubrey anywhere in the genre; I’m here for it.)
I'm all for a Nancy Grace transplant, but I have never heard of Aubrey O'Day. But I love Anita O'Day -- especially this song, which is about murdering husbands, to keep it semi-topical.
Given that her ex's father is going to be in court for a while, I say give her a Trump-related show that dives into the true crimes of a certain person who will likely be dragged, kicking and screaming, out of the White House (which he, himself, said was how he would be leaving, an indication that he wasn't going to accept any electoral results besides a continuation of his tenure at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue).
I do not know much about her but She sounds like a good true crime match. I think she’d be a great fraud investigator. The fancy kind of fraud where rich and semi-rich get robbed. She has enough of an LA style influencer schtick that she could be the perfect undercover agent. Season one could be her getting trained in all the techniques (kept in the can till after her investigations end). Then season two can be her investigations. I can see lots of real estate, diet tea, and “supplement” companies getting their due.
I'm all for a Nancy Grace transplant, but I have never heard of Aubrey O'Day. But I love Anita O'Day -- especially this song, which is about murdering husbands, to keep it semi-topical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wviFnogHVxQ&ab_channel=PhillipPrimrose
Badge-humping. Day and weekend made!
I didn’t realize Aubrey had been so busy after Making the band!
Given that her ex's father is going to be in court for a while, I say give her a Trump-related show that dives into the true crimes of a certain person who will likely be dragged, kicking and screaming, out of the White House (which he, himself, said was how he would be leaving, an indication that he wasn't going to accept any electoral results besides a continuation of his tenure at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue).
I do not know much about her but She sounds like a good true crime match. I think she’d be a great fraud investigator. The fancy kind of fraud where rich and semi-rich get robbed. She has enough of an LA style influencer schtick that she could be the perfect undercover agent. Season one could be her getting trained in all the techniques (kept in the can till after her investigations end). Then season two can be her investigations. I can see lots of real estate, diet tea, and “supplement” companies getting their due.